Preparation

Ewan did this trip last year on his own. He did ask if anyone would come, but no one volunteered. This year however, several of us (Ken, Therese, Cliff, Garry, Richard and myself) signed up for this. Ewan set a date at the end of the September (which is why I booked this trip, it was the only biking trip this summer that didn't clash with my family holidays and business trips). Having ridden on long trips with several of the party before (with Garry to the Nurburgring and Ken and Theresa to Wales), I felt that we were pretty compatible with regard to riding styles and so on.

For me, there wasn't a lot of preparation; the usual travel insurance, a serviced bike and a map of Europe. We all met up a week or so before we left to agree a leaving time and some ground rules (“there is no leader” and “we all look after each other”). I put a new front tyre on my 'blade and Gary Beresford (GS Motorcycle Tyres) assured me that the rear would last 1500 miles or so.

One slight hiccup before we went; the ferry back from Cherbourg was to be cancelled and so we switched to coming back from Le Havre. The outward leg was from Portsmouth to Bilbao, in Spain.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Waiting to go

Are we on holiday yet?
I spent all day waiting to go. The ferry to Bilbao wasn't until 8pm and we met up at 5pm. I amused myself by packing the absolute minimum that I could get away with into a tailpack – I decided to wash stuff as I went along or just get smellier over time. The day clouded over and, by the time we met up at St Crispins, it was raining. There were three Fireblades, two Triumph Sprint STs and two Ducatis, a 996 and Therese's new 999.

My new front tyre meant that I didn't feel too confident in the front end and, even after years of training, I still don't particularly like the wet. We took the country route to Portsmouth (Odiham, Alton, Fareham) and got there in plenty of time.


Check in was no problem and we got on the boat pretty quickly and easily. I was slightly worried that the bikes were simply lashed to railings but it was P&O's problem if they wrecked my bike. I shared a miniscule cabin with Cliff and, once we'd unpacked we headed for the restaurant and ate and drank. The drink? Rioja, obviously. Later, Therese entertained us and the rest of the Posh bar on the piano.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

No fluke

Whale Watching

Cliff now knows that I snore (and probably the rest of the ship too). I had warned him. Luckily, I only snore when I'm tired or I've drunk beer or wine. No chance on this trip then. I suggested ear plugs. He was not impressed.

The "Pride of Bilbao" is a whale watching boat. We attended a lecture by a very enthusiastic expert and spent the afternoon looking for (and finding) lots of dolphins and whales. Ken (the world's tallest smurf) claims that he didn't see a single one and that it was all an elaborate hoax.

In the evening we watched a really cheesy cabaret and some of the party decided to try the dance floor.

Monday, September 27, 2004

Bilbao and Pamplona

Naked in Spain

Getting off the ferry was good. I don't like them and never feel 100%, luckily I felt better than Ken. We were greated by a gentle drizzle and a really horrible greasy metal deck that was more than a little nerve wracking. As I tracked along it, I daren't move a muscle in case I dropped the bike. We assembled in the grey gloom in a diesel soaked lorry park.

The Bilbao rush hour (it was 8am) was in full swing and everyone was trying to cross from one side of the city to the other (via the ferry port, it seemed). After going slightly wrong, we well and truly earned our filtering badges and worked our way out of Bilbao. We'd stopped to put our waterproofs on but the weather improved and we had blue skys and fantastic roads (even the motorways are wonderful with sinuous curves and distant mountains topped with wind farms). One motorway was so good we did it twice.

We stopped for a bite late in the morning and studied the maps. It was here last year, Ewan said, that he felt that the holiday started. He was right, the sun was out and the roads got better and better. Being behind Therese's 999 with it Termignoni exhausts through tunnels (and there were many of them) was wonderful. Now I was on holiday.

We got lost around Pamplona, a town made up of roundabouts and lorry parks as far as we could tell. As we parked up both Ducatis left little puddles. Strangely, I'm starting to find the 999 quite attractive. I tried the heavy clutch lever and hurt my delicate Honda thumb. Maybe not then.

Despite pressing on, it was late (8.45) and getting dark when we arrived at the hotel in Campo. Ewan had stayed there last year and we'd 'phoned ahead to reserve rooms. The hotel and rooms were fantastic, better than a lot of hotels that I've paidfar more for. Better than that, there was garaged parking for the bikes. We'd done a little over 320 miles.

The hotel owners also own a little cafe/restaurant across the road; plenty of time for a decent meal (and some Rioja). We passed a jolly time criticising each others bikes (Cliff told us that the name of the bike reflects the way that they start – Tri-umph-umph-umph-ump-um-m, Duca-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti and Hon-da) and deciding what to do tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

A dawdle to the monastery

dawdle Ken was still feeling off so he and Therese stayed at the hotel. We'd already agreed last night to spend two nights at this excellent hotel. The 5 of us set of at a leisurely pace and had breakfast in the first town that we came to. I later found out that Cliff (who led) had a bit of a hangover.

about 150 miles varying between fast, sweeping bends and slow 'technical' (very twisty miles). Yesterday the double apexes (as in hairpins) made me very uncomfortable, but today, looking through them, planning my way through them and trusting the front of the bike, I felt much, much better.

Ewan Part of the way through the day, we saw what looked like a monastery up on a hill and detoured up to have a look at it. The views across the Spanish countryside were spectacular. Part of today's dawdling ethos was to stop and take plenty of pictures; we were all determined to photograph our bikes in front of spectacular scenary.

As we sat having beers outside the restaurent, we heard Ken and Therese's bikes well before we saw them. We had another meal at the restaurant and planned tomorrow's motorcycling. I started to worry that my rear tyre wouldn't make it.

 





Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Crash

Thumping good read Got off at a reasonable time with Ewan leading until we got across the border to France. Then Cliff took over. Today was more or less continuous twisties as we climbed up and through the Pyrenees. Not only was a I now confident in these tight roads, I was really enjoying them. The roads were pretty empty too, only the odd car or mad cyclist. We startled groups of tourists by leaping off our bikes and photographing them against the spectacular scenary. Garry insisted that we take our picture reading Slipstream.


As we came down into France from the Pyrenees the countryside flattened out and we stretched out along the fast, sweeping roads. We nearly got separated, but the rule to “keep going straight” meant that we all met up. We were using the buddy marking system and making sure that the 'buddy' behind was kept in view. After that, we found somewhere to eat. Down but not out

Unfortunately, shortly after lunch, Richard had an off. I heard it from further up the mountain and wondered what it was. Richard hurt his shoulder and the bike, which had slid into a barrier, looks a write off. Garry did a sterling job of sorting out the insurance folks (“look after each other”, remember). He also seemed to be trying to fix up a date with any one of the several attractive sounding women that he dealt with. However, time was pressing on and so it was decided that Therese, Ken and I would go on ahead and get a hotel. We took it steadily and found a little two star one in Ax Les Thermes.

The others caught us up later (Richard by taxi) and we all went out for a meal. Turns out that it was Ken's birthday. Much wine was consumed. By this time we had done over 700 miles.



Thursday,September 30, 2004

Incontinent Ducati

No publicity please
We all felt a little down in the morning as we said goodbye to Richard. We've quite a long way to go to get to Le Havre but rather than blast down the motorway, we decided to try and have some A and B road fun. This worked pretty well until Ken's Ducati overheated in a traffic jam. We split into two groups, one for the A roads the other for the A20, and headed for Limoges.

I was in the A roads group with Cliff and Ewan. Trouble was we didn't make that good progress (although the roads were lovely). As we stopped at one point, Ewan and I persuaded Cliff to hit the A20 and Limoge. We both feared getting tired and having an off. I 'phoned Garry. It turned out that they hadn't made it to Limoges either. They were in a service station waiting for Ken's Ducati to cool down. It's expansion bottle had split.

By the time we all met up it was getting dark. We dashed for Limoges and split into two teams, one to wait with the poorly Ducati and the other to find a hotel. Cutting a long story short, with a little help from a local biker and my dubious french (Therese is much better at languages than me), we finally found a hotel. They're all near the railway station if you want to know. Two star but with a garage for the bikes. I was pretty close to my limits, as I think was everyone else, but we all checked in and headed out for a meal round the corner.

There was much discussion over beer and pizza (yes, we were that desparate) about what to do tomorrow; leave Ken and Therese plus a volunteer (in case Ken was recovered by the AA and Therese had to ride) or to press on together. We decided to check out Ducati dealers along the route and make a bid for the coast early the next day.

Friday, October 01, 2004

We made it

We all give thanks to Ducata

We got up at 7am and were away at 8am, dawn just breaking over Limoges (it can stay there, I don't care if I ever see Limoges again). Ironically, just up the A20, there are bags of decent looking hotels. Oh, how we laughed. We cracked on up the motorway towards Paris. All very dull. I have three motorway positions on the 'blade. I tried the all in rotation. I thought a great deal, but I cannot remember what I thought. I guess I just tuned out. There was a section of fast A roads that broke things up. It was swarming with lorries. I think that we all got our synchronised lorry overtaking badges that day. Particularly our rear-gunner Garry. <> About lunch time, we started to feel confident about reaching Le Havre in time. We did, we arrived at 3.45, exactly the right check in time. Unfortunately, the ferry wasn't there – the french trawlers had been blocking the ports in protest about something or other and the ferry was 2 hours late. Amazingly we found Richard, who'd arrived via the Paris sleeper. He was going to be picked up by his wife in Portsmouth. Once we'd boarded the boat we all met up for fish, chips and mushy peas and a chat. Unfortunately, most of us flaked out and slept for a bit, it had been a long week.


 

As we docked in Portsmouth we were surprised to see “The Pride of Cherbourg” next to us – apparently it hadn't been cancelled. We didn't mind too much but it shows how badly P&O is run. No wonder they're going slowly out of business. Outside there was a thin but wetting drizzle. All thoughts of the buddy marking system fell apart as I hung onto Cliff. I saw lights behind for a while but after that nothing. I fell into bed at midnight, cold and tired.</>

My rear tyre had lasted the trip, but only just.