Saturday, January 31, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
ex-pheasant
I came around a corner and this dopey female pheasant wandered under my car. I didn't swerve, but I eased off a bit. The view in my rear view mirror was like a cartoon - a gently settling set of recently used feathers. Luckily no damage to the car...
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Acer Aspire One

I've been playing with one for about a week. Crazily, this actually counts as work as I'm using it take a look at the latest Ubuntu Remix release (which is specially designed for NetBooks) and to do some benchmarking. I will be writing up my experiences, but wanted some pictures of it in use. My short summary is good software and applications (I will use it to write my article) but rubbish battery (slightly over 2 hours of wifi and work) and a hot chip.
Anyhow, here it is in my greenhouse, where I've started to to get ready for planting this year's first seeds. My wifi didn't quite stretch far enough for it to stream live BBC Radio 4 to me so I made do with my wind up radio instead.
Labels: gardening
Thursday, January 22, 2009
made us laugh
Driving to work in driving rain. We see a figure on a bicycle cycling towards us wearing a Tesco bag on her head, the loops tied together under her chin.
[Worth a haiku?]
[Worth a haiku?]
Labels: haiku
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
what's a haiku?
I get asked this if I admit to writing them. I don't write that many and I have no pretensions that they're any good. However, I quite like the mental effort and I enjoy the fact that they fix moments in time into a few words. Each haiku I re-read puts me back exactly where I was when I first noticed the "zen" moment.
First you need a "zen" moment. Recently, our white scruffy, sideways leaning hen, kept escaping into the garden, where she kept stealing food from the wild birds and getting into my vegetable plots. This was irritating me, to say the least. We thought she was flying but she kept squeezing through a small gap in the 'chicken proof' fence. Gill found several of her eggs (the chicken's not Gill's), frozen solid in the hedge, out of arm’s reach.
Based on the sentences above, I cut them down a bit. Haiku should be simple and describe 'what is', not our feelings about them:
Scruffy, moulting, sideways leaning Amber
escapes through a gap in the fence
frozen eggs in the hedge, out of arm’s reach
Not a bad start, but needs trimming - a haiku should be a 'single breath poem':
the sideways chicken slides (6)
through a gap in the fence (6)
leaving frozen eggs out of arm’s reach (9)
It doesn't follow the 5-7-5 syllable rule. Not a hard and fast rule, but something to aim for, so a little more tweaking gives:
the white chicken slides
through a small gap in the fence;
frozen eggs out of reach
This gives me 5-7-6, close enough. When I posted it (here), I tweaked it again.
First you need a "zen" moment. Recently, our white scruffy, sideways leaning hen, kept escaping into the garden, where she kept stealing food from the wild birds and getting into my vegetable plots. This was irritating me, to say the least. We thought she was flying but she kept squeezing through a small gap in the 'chicken proof' fence. Gill found several of her eggs (the chicken's not Gill's), frozen solid in the hedge, out of arm’s reach.
Based on the sentences above, I cut them down a bit. Haiku should be simple and describe 'what is', not our feelings about them:
Scruffy, moulting, sideways leaning Amber
escapes through a gap in the fence
frozen eggs in the hedge, out of arm’s reach
Not a bad start, but needs trimming - a haiku should be a 'single breath poem':
the sideways chicken slides (6)
through a gap in the fence (6)
leaving frozen eggs out of arm’s reach (9)
It doesn't follow the 5-7-5 syllable rule. Not a hard and fast rule, but something to aim for, so a little more tweaking gives:
the white chicken slides
through a small gap in the fence;
frozen eggs out of reach
This gives me 5-7-6, close enough. When I posted it (here), I tweaked it again.
Labels: haiku
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Esther
I'd like to expand my photography and do more people. Esther volunteered and this is the result. She was leaning on a gravestone for this, but I've cropped that out.



